The Maintenance Shop – Handyman Services

Since y’all know how dear the time change is to me every year, I thought it was only fitting to write this little ditty: 💨 “The Sound of Silence (Sprinkler Blowout Edition)” Hello darkness, you’re not my friend,You show up early once again.The sun went down before we finished,Another daylight hour diminished.And the echo of […]

Eddie came up just four blowouts short of finishing his route yesterday — not bad, considering he had his usual Tuesday afternoon meeting to attend. He made a solid run at it (literally), because that man doesn’t walk anywhere. Customers keep reporting sightings of him sprinting across lawns like he’s late for a touchdown. I’m […]

It’s incredible — we can land a rover on Mars, chat with it daily, and stream its adventures in glorious HD. Yet, send a notification text across town and suddenly the message must pass through a secret committee of cell carriers who decide whether it gets delivered, delayed, or dropped into the abyss. Emails vanish […]