The Lost Art of Reading A Completely Unscientific Study of Human Nature Somewhere along the way, humanity developed the ability to communicate across continents, put a man on the moon, build computers that fit in our pockets, and create artificial intelligence capable of answering questions in seconds. And then, apparently, we stopped reading. Not entirely, […]

Sprinkler Blowout Land: A Suspiciously Smooth Day There’s something unsettling about a day during sprinkler blowout season when things actually go according to plan. No major catastrophes. No compressors attempting to retire early. No unexpected adventures that require three phone calls, four text messages, and a Coke Zero just to figure out what happened. Just […]

Sprinkler Blowout Land: The Future CEOs Report for Duty There’s a saying that good help is hard to find. After the last couple of weeks in Sprinkler Blowout Land, I can personally attest to that. But apparently, we’ve been looking in all the wrong places. Today, The Maintenance Shop welcomed two promising new recruits to […]