The Maintenance Shop – Handyman Services

Challis absolutely rocked Sprinkler Blowout Land yesterday — finished his entire route in record time and was still begging for more. Naturally, I can’t let that kind of enthusiasm go unrewarded… so yes, he got more blowouts! I had trimmed everyone’s routes a bit to make up for the sun clocking out early, but Challis’s […]

Since y’all know how dear the time change is to me every year, I thought it was only fitting to write this little ditty: 💨 “The Sound of Silence (Sprinkler Blowout Edition)” Hello darkness, you’re not my friend,You show up early once again.The sun went down before we finished,Another daylight hour diminished.And the echo of […]

Eddie came up just four blowouts short of finishing his route yesterday — not bad, considering he had his usual Tuesday afternoon meeting to attend. He made a solid run at it (literally), because that man doesn’t walk anywhere. Customers keep reporting sightings of him sprinting across lawns like he’s late for a touchdown. I’m […]